the-ice-castle

joanne-angel-of-pizza-n-pancakes:

awkward-fallen-angel:

castielsrighteousman:

landofrunawayangels:

RAPHAEL:
Hello!
My name is Raphael
And I’m an archangel. No doubt you’ve prob’ly heard of me.

URIEL:
Hello!
My name is Uriel.
I’m in need of some assistance.
That’s where you humans come in.

RAPHAEL:
It is
Quite easy. Just say yes.
Then you’ll be my vessel. Don’t worry, I will do the rest.

BALTHAZAR:
Hello!
My name is Balthazar.
If you have an English accent
Then you’re looking good.

GABRIEL:
Hello!
They call me Gabriel!

MICHAEL:
Hello!

GABRIEL:
I’m looking for commitment
And someone who shuts up.

URIEL:
You can’t
Force us to leave real fast.

ANAEL:
Hello!

GABRIEL:
Just like dating? Not at all!
You’re mine if you recall.
Hello!

LUCIFER:
Hello!
My name is Lucifer!
You’re the perfect vessel for me
Dear Sam Winchester.

ZACHARIAH:
Hey, you!

BALTHAZAR:
Hello!

MICHAEL:
Oh, Dean!

LUCIFER:
You’ll say yes to me.
You know that it will still happen to you eventually!

RAPHAEL:
Come On!

MICHAEL:
Dean!

RAPHAEL:
My name is-

BALTHAZAR:
Jesus Christ!

URIEL:
You’re not my only choice.

RACHEL:
Hello!

GABRIEL:
This runs in families!

LUCIFER:
Hey Sam!

ANAEL:
Hello!

MICHAEL:
Hey, Dean!

ANAEL:
My name is Anael!

URIEL:
We’ll try your kids.

BALTHAZAR:
By doing this you’re going to help us
Save the world!

LUCIFER:
Say yes?

ALL:
We’ll save the world!

BALTHAZAR:
Just you and me!

ALL:
We’ll show you how!

ZACHARIAH:
Hey, you!

MICHAEL:
You free?

ALL:
And if you let us in,
We can start on all this right now!

URIEL:
No thanks?

BALTHAZAR:
You sure?

URIEL:
Oh, well.

BALTHAZAR:
That’s fine.

URIEL:
Goodbye!

BALTHAZAR:
He has a son.

URIEL and RACHEL:
Let’s go!

ALL:
You simply won’t believe how much
Our Grace will change your life,
Our Grace will change your life!
Our Grace will change your life,
Our Grace will change your life!

CASTIEL:
Hello! Would you like to be possessed by an angel?!
You can stick your hand in boiling water!

GOD:
No, No, Castiel!
That’s NOT how we do it! You’re scaring them away again!
Just stick to the approved dialogue
Angels, show him!

ANGELS:
Hello!

CASTIEL:
Hello…

ANGELS:
My name is:

CASTIEL:
Castiel?

ANGELS:
And we would like to talk to you about a vessel’s life.

RAPHAEL:
Say Yes!

URIEL:
Hello!

BALTHAZAR and GABRIEL:
There’s one!

ANAEL and ZACHARIAH:
Let’s go!

LUCIFER:
Just go say yes!

MICHAEL:
He’s free!

ZACHARIAH:
For them!

MICHAEL:
For me!

ANGELS:
You see?
You simply won’t believe
How much our Grace will change
Your life!
(Hello!)
Our Grace will change your life!
Our Grace will change your life!
(Hello!)
Our Grace will change-
-So you aren’t claimed by

ANAEL:
Hell…O!

LUCIFER:
Me!

ANGELS:
You might as well say yes
But if you say it now we can just skip all of the rest.
Save eternity
For all your family.
We can fully guarantee you that
Our Grace will change your life!
(Hello!)
Our Grace will change your life!
(Hello!)
Our Grace will change your life!
The Grace of Angels!
(Angels!)
Hello!!!

Dean:
Bullshit!

EVERYONE LISTEN TO THIS RIGHT NOW. YOU WILL NOT REGRET IT AT ALL, I CAN PROMISE YOU THIS.

OMG THIS IS SERIOUSLY THE BEST THING EVER!

Bullshit! THIS IS SO FREAKING AWESOME >.< 

salt-shaker-with-a-plunger
sedirktive:

hey, guys (especially college-bound or college-attending kiddos)! have you ever heard of dormco?
it’s an online shopping site aimed to sell carpets, furnishings and other dorm-related accessories for cheaper than you’d get them in a store. the more expensive the furnishings get, the lower the price is. it’s actually pretty neat for people who really want to have a nice dorm and pay less.
plus, your entire order (no matter how much stuff you order in one go) ships for $2.95 (so like you can get sheets, a mini-fridge, a lamp, and a rug shipped to you for under $3), which can be really fucking cheap if you look at some of those shipping costs on ebay and amazon.
the best part is, even if you aren’t living in a dorm, you can probs still use this website to get some neat things for less. i know they have lamps, bookshelves, futons, etc etc.
it’s pretty neat and i 100% recommend checking it out!

sedirktive:

hey, guys (especially college-bound or college-attending kiddos)! have you ever heard of dormco?

it’s an online shopping site aimed to sell carpets, furnishings and other dorm-related accessories for cheaper than you’d get them in a store. the more expensive the furnishings get, the lower the price is. it’s actually pretty neat for people who really want to have a nice dorm and pay less.

plus, your entire order (no matter how much stuff you order in one go) ships for $2.95 (so like you can get sheets, a mini-fridge, a lamp, and a rug shipped to you for under $3), which can be really fucking cheap if you look at some of those shipping costs on ebay and amazon.

the best part is, even if you aren’t living in a dorm, you can probs still use this website to get some neat things for less. i know they have lamps, bookshelves, futons, etc etc.

it’s pretty neat and i 100% recommend checking it out!

somepersonstandingbehindyou
  • Koujaku: There's no BL in this anime, but we have to show our love for Aoba somehow...
  • Mink: I glared at him
  • Ren: Our foreheads brushed together affectionately in a sincere moment and I called him baby
  • Clear: AH, I got to carry master to safety and speak to him! He even kicked me~
  • Koujaku: That's nothing, I got to go to his house, see his sleeping face, eat delicious food with him and almost touch his hair
  • Noiz: I kissed him
  • Koujaku: ...
  • Noiz: ...
  • Koujaku: you fuCKING PIECE OF SHIT-
mintprincen
zanetheaiden:

zanetehaiden:

its-shnazzy-time:

The only thing I can think about is how long it’s going to take to get rid of all that glitter

why
WHY
WHY?????
DO YOU KNOW WHAT THAT IS???? THAT IS MOTHERFUCKING ART HERPES YOU UNDULATING SANCTIMONIOUS NIPPLE QUIVER.
DO YOU KNOW WHAT GLITTER IS MADE OF??? GLITTER IS SATAN CUM. THATS IT. IT IS SATANS SEMEN. DID YOU FUCK THE DEVIL? DID YOU? DID YOU? BECAUSE IF YOU DIDN’T ITS GONNA FEEL LIKE IT SINCE YOU’VE SLATHERED IT ALL OVER YOUR VARIOUS PARTS AND ORIFICES. YOU CAN SHOWER ALL YOU WANT BUT THE GOLD BEADS ARE GOING TO STAY WITH YOU TO THE GRAVE. 
YOU’RE GONNA BE SIXTY FUCKIN YEARS OLD AND STILL PICKING SPARKLY SPECKS OUT OF YOUR COOCH. YOUR KIDS ARE GONNA POP OUT IN A SHOWER OF FUCKING CONFETTI BECAUSE YOU WERE FOOL ENOUGH TO COVER YOUR LOVE TACO IN GAY SPRINKLES. ANY MAN OR WOMAN THAT GRACES YOUR FUN BUN WITH HIS TONGUE IS GOING TO GET A GODDAMN MOUTHFUL OF FAIRY EXCREMENT AND NEVER WANT TO GO ANYWHERE NEAR THAT CAVERNOUS FRICTION TRAP AGAIN
YEAH, LAUGH RIGHT NOW. POST YOUR FUCKING HIPSTERY PICTURES AND ACT ALL ARTSY AND SHIT, BUT FROM NOW ON YOU’RE DONE WITH LIFE. ITS ALL DOWN HILL FROM HERE. WHEN YOU REACH THE DOORS OF DEATH IN YOUR OLD AGE, CRUSTY PYRITE PRICKS STILL FALLING FROM YOUR WRINKLES, THE HOODED MAN WILL CONFRONT YOU AND ASK YOU IF IT WAS WORTH IT, AND YOU WILL SAY NAY. YOU WILL NEVER BE HAPPY AGAIN. YOU WILL NEVER LOVE AS YOU ONCE DID, RUN AS YOU ONCE DID, BE FREE AS YOU ONCE DID, FOR THE ITCH RIDDEN PRISON THAT IS NOW YOUR BODY HAS BEEN TAINTED BY THE LUST OF GLITTERING GRANULES OF ALL THAT IS UNHOLY.
I HOPE YOU’RE FUCKING HAPPY.

Remember when I got really angry about glitter

zanetheaiden:

zanetehaiden:

its-shnazzy-time:

The only thing I can think about is how long it’s going to take to get rid of all that glitter

why

WHY

WHY?????

DO YOU KNOW WHAT THAT IS???? THAT IS MOTHERFUCKING ART HERPES YOU UNDULATING SANCTIMONIOUS NIPPLE QUIVER.

DO YOU KNOW WHAT GLITTER IS MADE OF??? GLITTER IS SATAN CUM. THATS IT. IT IS SATANS SEMEN. DID YOU FUCK THE DEVIL? DID YOU? DID YOU? BECAUSE IF YOU DIDN’T ITS GONNA FEEL LIKE IT SINCE YOU’VE SLATHERED IT ALL OVER YOUR VARIOUS PARTS AND ORIFICES. YOU CAN SHOWER ALL YOU WANT BUT THE GOLD BEADS ARE GOING TO STAY WITH YOU TO THE GRAVE.

YOU’RE GONNA BE SIXTY FUCKIN YEARS OLD AND STILL PICKING SPARKLY SPECKS OUT OF YOUR COOCH. YOUR KIDS ARE GONNA POP OUT IN A SHOWER OF FUCKING CONFETTI BECAUSE YOU WERE FOOL ENOUGH TO COVER YOUR LOVE TACO IN GAY SPRINKLES. ANY MAN OR WOMAN THAT GRACES YOUR FUN BUN WITH HIS TONGUE IS GOING TO GET A GODDAMN MOUTHFUL OF FAIRY EXCREMENT AND NEVER WANT TO GO ANYWHERE NEAR THAT CAVERNOUS FRICTION TRAP AGAIN

YEAH, LAUGH RIGHT NOW. POST YOUR FUCKING HIPSTERY PICTURES AND ACT ALL ARTSY AND SHIT, BUT FROM NOW ON YOU’RE DONE WITH LIFE. ITS ALL DOWN HILL FROM HERE. WHEN YOU REACH THE DOORS OF DEATH IN YOUR OLD AGE, CRUSTY PYRITE PRICKS STILL FALLING FROM YOUR WRINKLES, THE HOODED MAN WILL CONFRONT YOU AND ASK YOU IF IT WAS WORTH IT, AND YOU WILL SAY NAY. YOU WILL NEVER BE HAPPY AGAIN. YOU WILL NEVER LOVE AS YOU ONCE DID, RUN AS YOU ONCE DID, BE FREE AS YOU ONCE DID, FOR THE ITCH RIDDEN PRISON THAT IS NOW YOUR BODY HAS BEEN TAINTED BY THE LUST OF GLITTERING GRANULES OF ALL THAT IS UNHOLY.

I HOPE YOU’RE FUCKING HAPPY.

Remember when I got really angry about glitter