why does everyone care about being mature for their age like maybe i fucking like drinking from juice boxes and eating my popcorn like a fucking lizard fight me about it
*puts snapchat text over area of insecurity*
One day I’m going to go out in public and blast Can’t Help Falling In Love really loudly and I will know how many people have read Twist and Shout by the number of people that collapse in tears.
no i think we’ve misunderstood haru:
here’s his “typical haru” answer
and here’s a proper answer
GUYS I THINK HE KNOWS EVERYONE THINKS HE’S OBSESSED WITH WATER SO WHEN HE MAKES A WATER REFERENCE
HE’S JOKING THAT’S HIS SENSE OF HUMOR
HE’S JUST SO DEADPAN NO ONE CAN TELL
Flirting Tips: Greet your crush with a firm handshake… on his penis
EVERY SINGLE REBLOG
WILL GET A THING IN THEIR ASK
OF YOU ACTUALLY
247 REBLOGS, I HAD TO GO THROUGH. I HIT ASK LIMIT LITERALLY EVERY HOUR. AND MOST OF YOU DON’T EVEN APPRECIATE IT. AUUGH
HOW THE FUCK…
please, none of the others worked except one
Wait do American people not call their friends mate?? Is this a thing???
Yup. I’m sure some do but mostly people just say friend. Which is boring but whatever.
Wait so you go up to your friends and be like “Hello friend.”
we use names