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comealongcumberbatch:

chemicaldarkshine:

hardestcopy:

bijou1986:

A Mom went to have dinner with her son who lives with his roommate.During the course of the meal, his mother couldn’t help but notice how handsome his roommate was. She had been suspicious about her sons sexuality but being a good mother she felt that he would let her know if and when the time was right but seeing the two together just made her more curious.Over the course of the evening, while watching the interaction between the two she wondered even more if there was more here than meets the eye. Her son, sensing his mothers watchfully eye volunteered, “really Mom, I can tell what you’re thinking and you can just get it out of your mind, we are just roommates and nothing more”.About a week later the roommate remarked, “ever since your mother was here the silver serving platter has been missing, do you think she took it?”He responded, “Well I’m sure she didn’t but I will email her and ask just to be sure” he sat down and wrote:Hey MomI’m not saying you did take the silver platter from the house and I am not saying you didn’t take it but the fact remains that it has been missing ever since you were here for dinner.Love,Your Son.A couple days later he got a response from his mother:Dear Son,I am not saying that you do sleep with your roommate and I am not saying that you don’t sleep with him and you know I love you and could care less either way but the fact remains that if he was sleeping in his own bed he would have found the platter under his pillow.When are the two of you coming for dinner?Love,Mom


BEST MOM

I’m crYING

THIS IS AMAZING HOLY SHIIT

comealongcumberbatch:

chemicaldarkshine:

hardestcopy:

bijou1986:

A Mom went to have dinner with her son who lives with his roommate.
During the course of the meal, his mother couldn’t help but notice how handsome his roommate was. She had been suspicious about her sons sexuality but being a good mother she felt that he would let her know if and when the time was right but seeing the two together just made her more curious.

Over the course of the evening, while watching the interaction between the two she wondered even more if there was more here than meets the eye. Her son, sensing his mothers watchfully eye volunteered, “really Mom, I can tell what you’re thinking and you can just get it out of your mind, we are just roommates and nothing more”.

About a week later the roommate remarked, “ever since your mother was here the silver serving platter has been missing, do you think she took it?”

He responded, “Well I’m sure she didn’t but I will email her and ask just to be sure” he sat down and wrote:

Hey Mom
I’m not saying you did take the silver platter from the house and I am not saying you didn’t take it but the fact remains that it has been missing ever since you were here for dinner.
Love,
Your Son.

A couple days later he got a response from his mother:

Dear Son,
I am not saying that you do sleep with your roommate and I am not saying that you don’t sleep with him and you know I love you and could care less either way but the fact remains that if he was sleeping in his own bed he would have found the platter under his pillow.
When are the two of you coming for dinner?
Love,
Mom

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BEST MOM

I’m crYING

THIS IS AMAZING HOLY SHIIT

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artoffoxsnout45:

obsessivecomplex:

lanactrlaltdelrey:

I LAUGHED AT THIS MUCH MORE THAN I SHOULD HAVE

I SNORTED SO LOUD IN A QUIET PLACE

MY FAVORITE VINE

despicablenorsegod

shercasm:

tinalikesbutts:

I was mucking around with Audacity, listening to songs in reverse. For the fun of it, I put on everyone’s favorite song, Blurred Lines. And shockingly, I heard something I had never expected to hear. Robin Thicke was fooling us this whole time. He wasn’t trying to be misogynistic, he wanted us to listen closer to the song and understand that he in fact does believe his lady partner needs to be treated with the utmost respect.

You might find it VERY hard to believe, but I implore you to listen very closely (with headphones if you can, because it can be hard to hear). The message I’m talking about comes in around the 30 second mark.

After the 30sec mark I just kind of stared at my wall for the rest of the song trying to accept what I just heard.

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allwecansee:

Listen here: http://8tracks.com/katie_dillon/boss-a-bitch
G4L- Rihanna || No Diggity (Bondax Edit)- Blackstreet || Run The World (Girls)- Beyonce || Miss Independent- Neyo || Bad Girls- MIA || I’m Out- Ciara ft. Nicki Minaj || Grown Woman (Monsieur Adi Remix)- Beyonce || Wonder Woman- Trey Songz || Gossip Folks- Angel Haze || Beat Down- Iggy Azalea || Blah Blah Blah (Work It Remix)- Ke$ha ft. Missy Elliot || Beautiful Liar- Beyonce ft. Shakira || 1,2 Step- Ciara ft. Missy Elliot || Murda Bizness- Iggy Azalea || Werkin’ Girls (Son of Kick Remix)- Angel Haze || Rock This- Santigold || Fergalicious- Fergie || 212- Azealia Banks || Kill of the Night- Gin Wigmore || Gucci Gucci- Kreayshawn || Birthday Cake- Rihanna ft. Chris Brown || Boss Ass Bitch- Nicki Minaj ft. PTA

allwecansee:

Listen here: http://8tracks.com/katie_dillon/boss-a-bitch

G4L- Rihanna || No Diggity (Bondax Edit)- Blackstreet || Run The World (Girls)- Beyonce || Miss Independent- Neyo || Bad Girls- MIA || I’m Out- Ciara ft. Nicki Minaj || Grown Woman (Monsieur Adi Remix)- Beyonce || Wonder Woman- Trey Songz || Gossip Folks- Angel Haze || Beat Down- Iggy Azalea || Blah Blah Blah (Work It Remix)- Ke$ha ft. Missy Elliot || Beautiful Liar- Beyonce ft. Shakira || 1,2 Step- Ciara ft. Missy Elliot || Murda Bizness- Iggy Azalea || Werkin’ Girls (Son of Kick Remix)- Angel Haze || Rock This- Santigold || Fergalicious- Fergie || 212- Azealia Banks || Kill of the Night- Gin Wigmore || Gucci Gucci- Kreayshawn || Birthday Cake- Rihanna ft. Chris Brown || Boss Ass Bitch- Nicki Minaj ft. PTA

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incredulousbeliever:

dionthesocialist:

It’s hilarious that non-Americans on Tumblr are all like “OMG DENNY’S TUMBLR MAKES ME WISH I LIVED IN AMERICA SO I COULD EAT THERE,” while us Americans will literally only eat at Dennys if it’s 3 in the morning and we’ve lost control of our life.

You don’t go to Denny’s. You end up at Denny’s.