tamer-of-jabberwocks

optimysticals:

lokiistrulydesperate:

A masterpost of some of my favourite Avengers head canons, mainly starring Clint.

(Credit to the bloggers that posted them)

"Clint! Where the heck have you been?"

"I was busy…"

Flashback to getting the crap kicked out of him. Flashback to trying to hook up the VCR. Flashback to getting the crap kicked out of him. Flashback to watching Dog Cops. Flashback to getting the crap kicked out of him. Flashback to drinking coffee and ignoring the phone. Flashback to getting the crap kicked out of him. Flashback to petting a dog. Flashback to getting the crap kicked out of him.

"…Like really busy. Doing stuff. Saving the world. Like I do… Ya know. Because I’m a hero."

heartmoster

swigityswegerimerinfuckinjeager:

vanterror:

karbabestrider:

crystalmikii:

tovesorceress89:

raining—-roses:

darkpancakelord:

deckster:

REBLOG: go to your blog and click the egg to see what hatches

image

I got Sonic the Hedgehog.

Sonic the fucking Hedgehog.


Maybe I cracked the egg too fast.

I got Isabelle from animal crossing :o

I got Rogue Titan gettin’ krunk. I was not disappointed.

OH MY GOD I GOD EREN IN TITAN FORM TWERKING

image

aHHHHH THIS IS WHAT I GOT IM sO HAPPY

image

AWWWWWW I GOT MADOKA YAY

felizmango

boazpriestly:

steverogersorbust:

shiningartifact:

OK BUT SEE, I DIDN’T KNOW.

I didn’t KNOW. Chris Evans swears like a sailor. Chris Evans has an adorable Bostonish accent. Chris Evans wants you to know that he can tap dance. Chris Evans thinks that Captain America is the least ass-kicking of all of the Avengers. Chris Evans loves to tell the story where he made an idiot of himself in front of Ben Affleck. Chris Evans is REALLY EXCITED TO DO THIS INTERVIEW. Chris Evans REALLY wants to talk to you and tell you what’s on his mind.

Chris Evans is STUPIDLY CHARMING. And no seriously, he swears LIKE A SAILOR. People who swear with alacrity are my fucking kryptonite.

I just DID. NOT. KNOW. I have literally never seen him outside of movies and photos before.

do you think coming of age movie is like, still haunting him?

…I think I just fell in love.

rainbownova

swimmingferret:

david-lauraine-claire-striderito:

hussie pisses me off so much cause like

nobles used to drink small doses of poison cause it would make them paler and pale was considered attractive

what kind of poison did some of them utilize?

arsenic

who has arsenic in their trollian?

this furricker

image

who thinks of themself as a noble and accentuates the fact multiple times?

this guy

image

what fucking quadrant do they share????????

motherfucking pale

image

ojotheunlucky

scamdal:

before writing your au, consider the following: 

  • meeting while waiting for hours on end in the emergency room au
  • monopoly night au
  • commiserating on a night shift at mcdonalds au
  • you were the only one that offered to help me move in au
  • marching band au
  • sharing a high school school textbook and leaving each other notes and answers in page corners au
  • working in a museum au
  • panicked yelling in unison because of lost baggage in between connecting flights au